chickensandwich:

how she do that

chickensandwich:

how she do that

(via ruinedchildhood)

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

(via ruinedchildhood)

howtobeafuckinglady:

IT’S SUMMER

howtobeafuckinglady:

IT’S SUMMER

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

ghdos:

steveblakegriffin:

perspective is everything

It took me like 16 tries to figure out what I was looking at.

(via beyoncevevo)

dankmaiden:

"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"

"can u follow me back? :)"

(via beyoncevevo)

saddestblogger:

when two of ur friends are closer to each other than they are to u

image

(via beyoncevevo)

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via officialwhitegirls)

accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

accidnet:

perhaps the best tweet to ever be produced

(via plug)

woodmeat:

oh but yall bitches dont suck dick :///

woodmeat:

oh but yall bitches dont suck dick :///

(via plug)

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN


This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

This is a thing of beauty

It’s the dedication that makes this joke so funny.

(via plug)

snorlaxatives:

MY CITY GOT A NEW STREETCAR SYSTEM AND IM SCREAMING AT THIS HEADLINE

snorlaxatives:

MY CITY GOT A NEW STREETCAR SYSTEM AND IM SCREAMING AT THIS HEADLINE

(via snorlaxatives)

ridge:

u know she dead

ridge:

u know she dead

(via plug)

All around backdoor angel.

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