landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

(via officialwhitegirls)

hypersexualsportswear:

thewaitisogre:

sle4zy:

hunty

OMG

nicole is so important

(via eliaes)

(via chadleymacguff)

millionairesrowrecords:

Pretend Tinashe (Featuring ASAP Rocky)

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope

image

Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

(via officialwhitegirls)

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

image

bless you

(via officialwhitegirls)

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
image

(via officialwhitegirls)

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

trillgamesh:

it’s like you’re my mirror

(via ruinedchildhood)

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

(via beyoncevevo)

jebleprls22:

Lady Gaga is returning to her roots finally

  • tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw
  • tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks
  • tumblr gays: hmu daddies
  • anon: id fuck you
  • tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*

All around backdoor angel.

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