returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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staleboy:

me playing sports

(via officialwhitegirls)

voodouqueen:

weloveshortvideos:

Caught my mom stealing shoes

Vine by Mightyduck

funniest part is that she got the haircut AND the clothes

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

(via welfarebarbie)

#TeamiPhone

prematureinfatuation:

Dumb Android people saying “my phone had that 2 years ago”… 😒 That’s like me buying a new Lexus with cooled seats and you saying “my Kia had that 2 years ago…” Yeah, but you drive a FUCKING KIA.

psychospheric:

wow porn is so HD these days 

psychospheric:

wow porn is so HD these days 

(via officialwhitegirls)

i wanna see the way you move for me baby

(via thehomosexuallyfrustrated)

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

(via ruinedchildhood)

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

(via welfarebarbie)

miraguey:

Cola coca zero, Cola coca, psepi, sprtre, fnata, fnata

miraguey:

Cola coca zero, Cola coca, psepi, sprtre, fnata, fnata

(via welfarebarbie)

  • 2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
  • 2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

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